I am a full blown millennial so I never needed to get into the whole Playboy magazine craze that most of our parents and maybe our older brothers or sisters were obsessed with. We had the internet growing up. That shit could take you on a whole new journey in the naked chick world. The Ferrari version compared to the Geo Metro version which included crusty covered magazine pages that could give the Elmer's glue company a run for their money. Playboy magazine recently changed to a more tasteful version with no naked pics. I assume the whole magazine is a dying breed and eventually will just faze out completely, "Thanks you stupid entitled asshole millennials and your goddamn internet porn!" (Every older male in society that still beats off by physically turning pages, just hoping that the next page is the money shot they are looking for.) Well I found out the June Playmate of the Month happens to be Josi Canseco, aka my favorite white frat rapper's girl friend, Mike Stud, as well as Jose Canseco's offspring. This should come as no surprise to anyone who knows me but I am outraged! I am a big fan of boobs, CALL ME CRAZY! How can a chick who has smaller boobs than I do be the Playmate of the Month?! Don't get me wrong, she is good looking and all, but If I were born anywhere from 1945-1975 I would toss this magazine right in the trash and end my subscription right on the spot! I think Playboy is trying to lose what little fan base they still have by trotting out these mosquito bite boobs to the public. I know guys like girls in all shapes and sizes so I probably shouldn't be saying this kind of thing. I just expected much more from Playboy. After all, these kinds of magazines were where I first laid eyes on Pamela 'Sweet Tits' Anderson, in a gas station magazine rack. Even if it was 90 percent blocked out by that stupid plastic shit they put over X-rated mags to shield kids' virgin eyes. It couldn't stop my adolescent mind from racing, i'll tell ya that much! Playboy has become soft and they should just close up shop before they continue to embarrass themselves and their 78 subscribers.
PS- I can't imagine Jose Canseco is pleased about these photos of his daughter, whose boobs are much smaller than the baseballs he used to crush. I guess steroids stunted the growth for Josi, in the end it is all his fault, including this home run off his head!