Have you ever been in a room where there is literally nobody else in there with you? "Ross, that is a stupid ass question you FUCKING IDIOT!" That is what all of you are saying right now, of course you have! Well what If I told you it was me and another middle aged man with silver hair down to his ear lobes, with a Dale Earnhardt Jr. T-shirt on? That happened to me today, but who cares? Well I wouldn't give a shit except for one little thing. Every time he walked past me he farted and went on his marry way. I don't know what I did to piss off the ole silver fox, but his bowels were like a dog with a stranger approaching, growling and ready to attack! He was not in the age bracket where it is totally acceptable to be the old person with the classic case of the "walking farts". This guy was early 40's tops! He crop dusted me on three different occasions! I wish I could have snapped a pic, but I am not one of the tools who posts selfies when they are working out. The fart itself smelled like Taco Bell, I can only assume silver fox was out drinking and made the classic move of nabbing some T-Bell at bar close. They came out with such force, I am sure he soiled himself a little bit. I get if it slips out while finishing up that max-out rep, or if you are squatting and ya let out a little toot from time to time. This was clearly intentional, and he was simply walking by. There is the drive by shooting, and the very next category is the the drive by fart. I want to know why this flatulence was met with such anger and why it was directed at me?!
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AuthorJust a boy bloggin about life. Archives
October 2016
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