Marreesse Speights is pretty much irrelevant in the sports world. But the Golden State Warrior may have the most interesting dome in all of the land. It looks like he has a a dark button growing out of his head and It is fucking disgusting. It is similar to an antenna, when any sort of mischief comes his way, automatically his button-mole emerges from his head. It also allows for him to time travel whenever he wants. He simply presses on it and he is suddenly in a far away land where button-moles are the new yoga pants.
His button-mole is unique in the fact that it is also the US launch button for our nuclear weapons. Similar to time travel, you press once on that baby and it can blow the whole world to smithereens! The most impressive part about Marreese Speights, the man, is that he has a shaved head. Can you imagine having to shave around that crater with so much on the line? He could have just taken the easy way out and let his hair grow and avoid messing with it. Not Speights, there is a reason he was the chosen one to endure all the rigors of the button-mole.