There is only one musical artist that tickles my fancy more than Justin Bieber, and we all know how Bieber makes me as giddy as a goddamn school girl. So who could make me even more excited, you ask? That number one magical musician is none other than Mr. Phil Collins. I have 48 of his songs "legally" downloaded on my iPod and have been longing to attend one of his concerts in the near future. A man whose voice makes girls panties wet and men's penises fully erect at the sound, is a special man indeed. I was worried when I saw his name came up today, I thought my beautiful bald friend had perished. He has had some health issues in the past and I was extremely close to turning off all my lights and sitting in the dark while listening to his songs in tears. Luckily that was far from the case, the legend had just belted out an AMAZING version of his hit song "In the Air Tonight" on The Tonight Show last evening. Not only is he alive and well but the son of a bitch even had his shirt collar popped! If Phil is popping his collar I am going to start popping my collar like it is 2007, all over again. That is how you announce your presence! Phil is such a goddamn showmen, he gets it. Without further adieu, here is the performance. Ladies, best to watch this with a fresh set of undies you can pop on after the show! Fellas, time to position yourself for the boner tuck. Don't say I didn't warn you.
PS: If anyone, ANYONE thinks this song does not have the BEST drum solo in the history of music then you need to reexamine your entire life's worth.