Some guys are ass guys and some guys are boob guys, it is just human nature. The fact that ALL of my fantasy sports team names include some form of the word boob or metaphor for the word, makes me clear in my obsession with boobs. Here they are in no particular order: Large Jugs, Team Tits, and Team Jugstitsnsex. I think women should celebrate their two gifts, and my fantasy sports team names are my show of respect! The best time in a young mans life is when girls start "developing" and all of a sudden you are left to wonder what the heck is poking out from that shirt? All of a sudden the training wheels come off the bike and the training bra takes it's place. I have to assume a girl's growing boobs is similar to the first boner of a young chap, you are so confused and feel like a monster is pushing a button inside of you, and once it activates it Is similar to Pinocchio's nose when he tells a lie!
I have always enjoyed a nice pillow, and I think this is a direct correlation with my fondness for boobs. Boobs are basically pillows that you can nap on at any given time. The convenience and multiple uses for these things are endless. Can't swim? Who gives a shit, if you have boobs you won't need to learn! Dammit! I forgot my clutch and or purse to put my cell phone in! No worries! Tuck it in the cleavage and you will be rockin' in no time! Oh know! i forgot my pepper spray! Out goes the boob and down goes the perpetrator, knocked out cold! Bottom line, when women complain about their backs being sore because they have to carry around their "stupid boobs" just remember how much they do for you, they have feelings too. Ask not what your boobs can do for you, ask what YOU can do for your boobs.
I have always enjoyed a nice pillow, and I think this is a direct correlation with my fondness for boobs. Boobs are basically pillows that you can nap on at any given time. The convenience and multiple uses for these things are endless. Can't swim? Who gives a shit, if you have boobs you won't need to learn! Dammit! I forgot my clutch and or purse to put my cell phone in! No worries! Tuck it in the cleavage and you will be rockin' in no time! Oh know! i forgot my pepper spray! Out goes the boob and down goes the perpetrator, knocked out cold! Bottom line, when women complain about their backs being sore because they have to carry around their "stupid boobs" just remember how much they do for you, they have feelings too. Ask not what your boobs can do for you, ask what YOU can do for your boobs.
Oh I almost forgot, they can also double as a nice warm neck roll!