I am a big fan of the color rush jerseys. I know this puts me in the minority, I am sorry if I would gladly trade a migraine for Christmas on the field, aka Jets vs Bills last year. I was so happy watching this game, I kept thinking of Christmas lights and Christmas ornaments in green and red and I couldn't help but be swept up in glad tidings and good will. What about the Rams vs Bucs game? Otherwise known as the condiment game (ketchup and mustard) Who the hell doesn't like watching football while thinking of some fixins (what I call condiments)? Oh, fuck you. I literally got up off my couch in the middle of the game and put a burger on my George Foreman (only ketchup, not a mustard guy) and was happier than a son of a biscuit. We all know the Thursday night games are absolute shit, and I think the color rush jerseys offer some spice and entertainment on what normally is a nap worthy game. So naturally I was really looking forward to the release of the Packer color rush jerseys for the game against the Bears on October 20th. I was thinking straight green or yellow or maybe even a dash of black to really get crazy. Little did I know I would be treated to WHITE on fucking WHITE?! Are you shitting me?! Lets get really crazy and use our away white jerseys and pair that with our normal pants, WAIT! We shall make the pants white! Not only will we change the pants to white but we will also keep the exact same stripe on the side, except we won't! We shall change the white middle portion of the stripe and swap it out with yellow instead! I get that the Packers are rich in tradition and history and most likely wanted to keep it safe with the color scheme. White seems to be as safe a bet as there is, but you know what else is endowed in rich tradition and history? The White House. That thing gets the interior updated and modernized all the time (don't quote me on that one). Excuse me for wanting some color on my TV when I am watching the Packers beat the ever loving piss out of the Bears.
PS: The green jerseys is what they should be strutting out, those would be straight FIRE!
PS: The green jerseys is what they should be strutting out, those would be straight FIRE!