The Detroit Lions lost Megatron this season but they had a plan to replace him with CHEERLEADERS! It was a masterful plan by the ownership gang. A big time edition to the woeful Lions team that is sure to allow fans to divert their attention to the poor excuse of a team they have on the field. They have released some of the new cheerleaders names and it is sure to bring quiet the roar. The list of the new darlings is as follows: A vacant building, a Model T car, Kid Rock and finally, Martha Ford, she will double as team owner and head cheerleader! These were the best options Detroit could come up with for this new group of pom pom shakers.
This is just another reason why the Packers are so great, we stay in our own lane. We know there is no real cheerleader talent in this area, that is why we let the amateurs of St. Norbert College and the University Wisconsin Green Bay have their time in the sun. For the 8 people that actually look at them during the game, you are treated to a handful of knee braces and chic wind breaker jackets in the fall. The summer time brings out these beautiful green and gold wool/polyester like ensembles that would make Will Ferrel and Cheri Oteri from the Spartan Spirit cheerleaders beam with pride:
This is just another reason why the Packers are so great, we stay in our own lane. We know there is no real cheerleader talent in this area, that is why we let the amateurs of St. Norbert College and the University Wisconsin Green Bay have their time in the sun. For the 8 people that actually look at them during the game, you are treated to a handful of knee braces and chic wind breaker jackets in the fall. The summer time brings out these beautiful green and gold wool/polyester like ensembles that would make Will Ferrel and Cheri Oteri from the Spartan Spirit cheerleaders beam with pride:
DO YOU SEE THIS CHICK'S FACE?! That is what a devoted cheerleader looks like! Those white tennies look like she came straight from the operating table yet are so pristine, you could eat off of them. PURE CLASS! There is no midriff barring going on here! In fact, the Packers organization is so classy they do not even allow arms to be exposed and require turtle necks to hide any neck exposure. As excited as I am to see Martha, Kid Rock, a vacant building and the Model T perform, they will never stack up to the beauties at Lambeau.
PS- I was wrong, those shoes are actually the Curry Two Low "Chef" shoes. My bad.
PS- I was wrong, those shoes are actually the Curry Two Low "Chef" shoes. My bad.