There are two players in particular I despise on this team, Wily Peralta and Scooter Gennett. They both can get the hell outta here. Trade them both for a Pornhub HD account and a crate of ultra ribbed condoms. I am so sick of Bill Schroeder sucking Peralta's dick, the guy fucking sucks! And the only success he sniffed is his rookie season, and that is simply because hitters didn't know who the fuck he was or what kind of shit he threw. Gennett is someone I used to get into heated arguments over while defending his stupid ass. I couldn't be more wrong about him being the second basemen of the future. He can't touch the southpaws and can't hit righties anymore either. He is utterly useless! His own fucking dog hates him and gave him a black eye earlier this season. They need to call up number one prospect Orlando Arcia. They have found either their second or third basemen of the future in Jonathan Villar, again, kudos to David Stearns for knowing what he had in that addition for Carlos Gomez last summer. I am not impressed with Domingo Santana's lack of improvement from last season. Zach Davies just started teething last week, he should have a long career in the league at that age.
All of what you read is a huge lie. This team is hitting .243 (18th in MLB) and have an ERA of 4.67, good for 25th in the majors. I actually have no fucking clue how they are so close to a .500 ball club. I am going to hold my positive vibes until the end of the season. This makes no logical sense at all. GO BREWERS!!