I think it is pretty cool that Randall Cobb went back to college to get his degree. Even if that degree is something I have NEVER heard of before. Per ESPN.com, Cobb’s degree is in community leadership and development in the college of agriculture, food and environment. I didn’t know that was a thing. Well, at least he won’t have to type that up on a resume, as long as he keeps catching touchdown passes for the best team in the world. But forget the degree and the fact that he is the first person in his family to achieve that feat. This is about the poor chick who had to follow up Randall in the commencement line. There literally could not be a more polar opposite reaction in a crowd, take a listen to this video:
This poor women had no chance in hell following a Pro-Bowl wide receiver. But come on now, she graduated too! And probably didn’t take 8 years to do it. I blame her family for not stepping up. Have you ever been to a graduation ceremony? There is always some dumbass family member who feels the need to make their presence known. Whether it’s with an obnoxious phrase, whistle, or airhorn, they do whatever they can think of to get people around them to hate them, and embarrass the shit out of the graduate. Where was this said family member in a time of need? Unless she comes from a family of mutes, there is no reason for the complete silence. I mean it is Kentucky for cripes sake, there has to be some drunk family member looking to get uncomfortably weird with this golden opportunity. Carli N. Jones, (if that is how you spell your name) hopefully you get a shit ton of money for the grad party. But judging by the lack of effort from your family, I assume you won’t even get a pat on the back.