I've never been able to shred on the guitar, heck I have never really been able to play any instrument with any kind of success whatsoever, or tried for that matter. However, I get a different feeling inside my sole when I slip on my super sleek and sexy guitar underpants. I have had these babies since high school and never felt the need to toss em out! I have also graduated to briefs, but on some lazy days/weekends I dig through my underwear drawer and slap these sweet hearts on my private region. There is just something about these magical delicates that makes me believe If I was faced with a bullet, and had to lay down some tasty licks or get my head blown off, you bet your sweet ass that bullet would remain in the chamber!
The fine detail emblazoned on these bloomers makes me believe they have to be Fenders. The coolest part is that they contain THREE DIFFERENT STYLE "FENDER" GUITARS! You wanna feel badass, there's a guitar for that (the V-shaped one, in my humble opinion). Hey, I wanna feel a little like John Mayer for the day, stick to the casual style Fender guitar. (The all black and white one) Hell, it basically depends on which side of the bed I wake up on as to which guitar style I want to take on for the day (aka my attitude). These things exude a kind of confidence I wish all of you assholes could feel! For that, they will always remain in my rotation. I suggest all the boys go out and purchase a pair of these if you want to feel invigorated with life again. Slash himself has a pair of these very same underbritches, so try that on for size!
The fine detail emblazoned on these bloomers makes me believe they have to be Fenders. The coolest part is that they contain THREE DIFFERENT STYLE "FENDER" GUITARS! You wanna feel badass, there's a guitar for that (the V-shaped one, in my humble opinion). Hey, I wanna feel a little like John Mayer for the day, stick to the casual style Fender guitar. (The all black and white one) Hell, it basically depends on which side of the bed I wake up on as to which guitar style I want to take on for the day (aka my attitude). These things exude a kind of confidence I wish all of you assholes could feel! For that, they will always remain in my rotation. I suggest all the boys go out and purchase a pair of these if you want to feel invigorated with life again. Slash himself has a pair of these very same underbritches, so try that on for size!