Fresh out of winter and into the spring we go. When you live in Wisconsin that means you have made it through another 5-6 months of miserable hell. It is met with great excitement and optimism. This could be the year you plant that perfect garden, or take those newly wed pics in a field of lilacs. Maybe even put your child in danger by constructing that shitty play house and refusing to use the directions! As for me, the springtime is a constant weekend struggle to avoid day drinking. I am 26 years old and far enough removed from the college life that this should not really be an issue anymore. But excuse me all to hell if I want to enjoy a captain and diet (or 5) in the spring time/summer time. It is the nectar of God’s, and there isn’t a drink out there that feels so right sliding down my gullet, as the sun beats down on this chiseled body of mine..after 5 or 6 of these, I do indeed believe I have a chiseled body with an 8 pack. I start feeling invincible, even though this is absolutely not the case. Does this mean I have a problem? I stay away from the booze all week long but something about a sunny Saturday gets my juices going! I blame the shitty Wisconsin winters. I am not an alcoholic.
PS- If you don’t believe in the whole day drinking thing, I dare you to toss on some Florida Georgia Line, set up a chair in the sun, and see how long you can go without giving in. Soon enough you will have an 8 pack yourself. Who needs water when you can have this: