You heard it here first: The brother of the best quarterback in the league, Jordan Rodgers, will be taking home his own trophy this season. He will take home that trophy in the name of one, Jojo Fletcher. She’s the 2016 bachelorette, or newest loser who can’t find love, despite being one of the better looking humans walking this earth. I absolutely HATE everything to do with The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, but you can bet your sweet ass I will be tuning in for Jordan Rodger’s portion of the show. He is a very impressive specimen and VERRRYY dreamy. He’s got the face and personality to take home to mom, and the ability to communicate with pops over a beer after lifting heavy things and landscaping the yard.
He is the ultimate package, and any girl would be lucky to have him as the quarterback of their dreams. He may not have the skill-set that translates to the NFL, but he did steal the starting quarterback job at Vanderbilt for two seasons. He is also going to steal Jojo’s heart, and then they both will mutually break up before a wedding occurs (rules of the show). Jordan Rodgers can play on my team any day of the week.