JoJo how in the HELL could you do this?! Even though I picked Jordan from day one, not shocking I was right, something about seeing Robby Hayes hurting made me die a little inside. Jojo is officially a villain in my eyes, it was a classic case of the nice guy finishing last. Jordan is a douche and just because I was right doesn't make me any less sick to my stomach for Robby, I almost puked when I heard her tell him not to get down on a knee! Oh well, this will never work and now Jordan gets the girl and the ESPN gig. Looks like that went hand in hand specifically for the ratings it may draw. (ESPN and ABC are owned together by Disney, hmmm) Jordan can't even grow facial hair that isn't patchy as fuck. What kind of man can't do that? He also walks like he has a giant stick up his ass and it looks like he seems to be walking in a phone booth-like proximity with his arms and legs glued to his goddamn body. You couldn't even slide a nickel between his pant leg, for heaven's sake.
Robby will be the next Bachelor and in the end he wins. His hair reminds me of a Ken barbie doll and his BEAUTIFUL facial hair and stubble make him look like a damn dream! He is the polar opposite of Jordan in every way. Not to mention I am sure his legs are as strong as an ox with all the swimming he has done in his life. If I could ask Robby two things the first thing would be is: What in the WORLD type of products do you use in that beautiful head of hair?! I bet his bedhead is even sexy as hell! Also I would love to know how to perform a powerful breaststroke in the roughest of waters, because my biggest fear is drowning in the ocean. So I would ask him to show me the best technique to do that. I will guess this relationship will be over in 8 months. I also hope she never gets the chance to taint Lambeau Field and walk onto that field. She does not deserve it! As for you Mr. Robert Hayes, you keep your head up and I have a feeling life will go absolutely swimmingly for you!
Robby will be the next Bachelor and in the end he wins. His hair reminds me of a Ken barbie doll and his BEAUTIFUL facial hair and stubble make him look like a damn dream! He is the polar opposite of Jordan in every way. Not to mention I am sure his legs are as strong as an ox with all the swimming he has done in his life. If I could ask Robby two things the first thing would be is: What in the WORLD type of products do you use in that beautiful head of hair?! I bet his bedhead is even sexy as hell! Also I would love to know how to perform a powerful breaststroke in the roughest of waters, because my biggest fear is drowning in the ocean. So I would ask him to show me the best technique to do that. I will guess this relationship will be over in 8 months. I also hope she never gets the chance to taint Lambeau Field and walk onto that field. She does not deserve it! As for you Mr. Robert Hayes, you keep your head up and I have a feeling life will go absolutely swimmingly for you!