It has come to the point where each week you expect to see something negative in the news regarding Johnny Manziel. The former golden boy has been a completely useless human being to the general public the past 4 months. If he can’t have booze, Bieber or blow he doesn’t want a part of anything. The latest, turning himself in before the hearing regarding his former girlfriend, Colleen Crowley, who he seemingly beat the shit out of while heavily medicated. On the surface it seems like the first responsible decision he has made in months, but God forbid he go quietly into the night without attracting more negative attention to himself. He sent out a gem of a tweet today, poking fun at the mugshot from his incident with Crowley, “Just thankful I had a shirt this time…” This is in comparison to his freshmen year mugshot when he got into an altercation in College Station resulting in three misdemeanors, and could have easily been a fourth, for excessive acne on ones forehead.
John, John, John when will you ever learn? The answer seems to be never. I am sure he will still manage to get out of this one. After all, in Texas, football is a religion and once you are enshrined in that sacred fraternity you can get away with pretty much anything. I hope the tables turn and he gets what he has coming to him. Or maybe he can just put on the Bieb’s hit, “Sorry” and all will be forgiven in the court of law. After all, aren’t we all “Beliebers” in 80th chances?