A whale here a whale there, heck, whales are everywhere! They are also my favorite mammal in the whole wide world. Whales can grow to be bigger than a school bus or even one of those stupid double decker sight-seeing buses people in England always use. (Or seen in Austin Powers movie) How fascinating is that?! My biggest fear in life is getting in a plane crash and landing in the ocean swarmed by a bunch of killer whales, sperm whales, or even a big dicked blue whale. Blue whales are my personal scariest whale in sheer size, they are the biggest animal to ever grace the face of this earth. Yes, even bigger than dinosaurs (Ewwwww Scaryyyy) How about a big ole 8 foot long Peter? That is the size of a blue whales Willie. Imagine swimming and all of a sudden something sneaks right up on you, only to find out it aint Jack Frost nipping at your toes, but a big ole blue whale and his 8 foot long sledgehammer. That would be the equivalent of a Boeing 747, seeing as that is the biggest measured blue whale recorded. I'll tell you what, I'm splishin and splashin right on outta there. I love them so much that I fear them in a close confrontation. They command respect and yet they travel the seas with grace and dignity. I think more than a few of us could take a page out of their book.
There are whales of all sorts in the deep blue sea and they are all amazing in their own ways. I own a whale calendar. I often catch myself in a daze acting like I'm in the picture, swimming with them, as we scour the ocean eating plankton and other nutrient rich critters. I wish I could speak their language in their high pitched tones. I am sure they are highly intelligent and that is why the smart kids of the world had to listen to whale sounds while in their mother's wombs. We could learn many things from them. I also like to think they have quite the personalities and tell funny jokes with each other. I love whales, and so should all of you ignorant assholes of the human race.
PS: The second picture below is indeed the blue whales Willie.
There are whales of all sorts in the deep blue sea and they are all amazing in their own ways. I own a whale calendar. I often catch myself in a daze acting like I'm in the picture, swimming with them, as we scour the ocean eating plankton and other nutrient rich critters. I wish I could speak their language in their high pitched tones. I am sure they are highly intelligent and that is why the smart kids of the world had to listen to whale sounds while in their mother's wombs. We could learn many things from them. I also like to think they have quite the personalities and tell funny jokes with each other. I love whales, and so should all of you ignorant assholes of the human race.
PS: The second picture below is indeed the blue whales Willie.