Taylor Swift has always rubbed me the wrong way. If her music wasn't so goddamn catchy I would have much stronger hate for her. Her brand is so played out to me, she goes out and dates a bunch of dudes, gets her heart broken and that becomes her moneymaker. We all know the shtick by now, another breakup means another album drop in a matter of months. I wonder if her boyfriends, at the time, realize instead of writing in her cute little journal she is actually writing about how much she hates (insert 119th boyfriend's name). It's time for the boys to strike back! The Calvin Harris breakup means she will be looking to dive head first into a new relationship within approximately two weeks.
This plan will only work if she drops back down to the less famous tier of men, which I can only assume she will after the Harris break up. If you become that "lucky" guy she falls for, ya simply fake the relationship and write down all her tendencies... Like how she farts in her sleep, she will only have sex with you AFTER she eats her cheese wheels because those make her very horny, and that she queefs while doing the deed. After sex, she sprouts a long and skinny rat tail and drops pellets of poop on the bed in excitement. (Those are just some of the things I hear she does) You spend a few weeks or months in the studio and WALLAH!! You just ended her career and yours is just beginning!
This plan will only work if she drops back down to the less famous tier of men, which I can only assume she will after the Harris break up. If you become that "lucky" guy she falls for, ya simply fake the relationship and write down all her tendencies... Like how she farts in her sleep, she will only have sex with you AFTER she eats her cheese wheels because those make her very horny, and that she queefs while doing the deed. After sex, she sprouts a long and skinny rat tail and drops pellets of poop on the bed in excitement. (Those are just some of the things I hear she does) You spend a few weeks or months in the studio and WALLAH!! You just ended her career and yours is just beginning!