Who in the hell does Zaza Pachulia think he is? This guy is getting away scot free from any public shaming, unlike his new teammate Kevin Durant, who is being slaughtered for the move. Last time I checked the Warriors need a rim protector more than they need another shooter. All of a sudden Zaza just goes all Mike Miller title chaser mode and signs with the Warriors on the SAME DAY as Durant. A classic holier than thou move. The guy is an ego maniac! He is a coat tail riding son of a gun and I think his legacy is forever tainted and tarnished.
He used to be nothing more than the foreign journeymen who wore the unique number 27 and whose name made you crave pizza and wonder what a trip to Italy would be like, the guy was utterly harmless. (I know he is not Italian, shut up.) Now he goes and shits on America's day and shits on Kevin Durant's day to shit on America's day? I will not stand for it Zaza! Oh you took less money? I don't care! That is just another one of Zaza's plans to make America feel happy for him when the Warriors win the title next year. They say it's a copy cat league, I think Zaza took that to heart and he is making the NBA unwatchable. The only thing missing was the replication of the goddamn horse and pony show Lebron put on a couple years ago, I am sure he did something like that in his home country of Georgia and probably didn't even stop after 7 titles, we just didn't get to hear about it yet. The guy needs to be stopped, I can't have him ruining the NBA's newest super power team and stealing all the headlines from more deserving stars like Curry, Thompson, and KD. The only way to put this guy in his place is if Draymond Green sends a nice swift kick to the balls in their first practice and drops an Ashley Schaeffer-esque, "Nut kicking is my thing!" as he riles on the ground in pain. Zaza my man, the game is bigger than you!
Classic Zaza taking a picture with an imaginary camera/phone pose. A total me first move from the king of them:
He used to be nothing more than the foreign journeymen who wore the unique number 27 and whose name made you crave pizza and wonder what a trip to Italy would be like, the guy was utterly harmless. (I know he is not Italian, shut up.) Now he goes and shits on America's day and shits on Kevin Durant's day to shit on America's day? I will not stand for it Zaza! Oh you took less money? I don't care! That is just another one of Zaza's plans to make America feel happy for him when the Warriors win the title next year. They say it's a copy cat league, I think Zaza took that to heart and he is making the NBA unwatchable. The only thing missing was the replication of the goddamn horse and pony show Lebron put on a couple years ago, I am sure he did something like that in his home country of Georgia and probably didn't even stop after 7 titles, we just didn't get to hear about it yet. The guy needs to be stopped, I can't have him ruining the NBA's newest super power team and stealing all the headlines from more deserving stars like Curry, Thompson, and KD. The only way to put this guy in his place is if Draymond Green sends a nice swift kick to the balls in their first practice and drops an Ashley Schaeffer-esque, "Nut kicking is my thing!" as he riles on the ground in pain. Zaza my man, the game is bigger than you!
Classic Zaza taking a picture with an imaginary camera/phone pose. A total me first move from the king of them: