Daunte still seems to be living the slogan he made semi-famous, “Get your roll on”. He has taken that slogan and gone with it off the football field, to the nearest buffet. Dude is just busting out of his JC Penny suit, he used to be rolling up defenses and now he’s just rolling up burritos or whatever the hell you eat to get that big. I respect the fact that he probably won’t stop until he rolls right into the casket. And to think I used to have his hat (see below), and wore it proudly!
Oh wait, I wore it because I was fat as shit as a young sprout, and I am left handed and thought I could play QB in the NFL. Why did I think that? Because Daunte mother fucking Culpepper was fat and left handed and did it. He gave us fat lefties a hope and a prayer, and for that, thank you Daunte!