I am a sucker for a good fart joke or really anything fart related. When I read an article from USA Today about Cleveland Cav's owner, Dan Gilbert, using a remote controlled fart machine under head coach Mike Brown's chair during a press conference I literally LOL'D. You gotta love the sense of humor of a billionaire still believing in the classic comedy of farts. Fart chivalry is not dead after all! He had this fart machine installed under Brown's chair and he stood in the back of the room and controlled the machine while Brown gave the presser. Unfortunately, mics did not catch the sound, or this baby would have been viral! If i were an NBA player looking to sign with a team, I am moving the Cav's to the top of the list! I want a guy that doesn't take himself too seriously and can "rip some farts" and drink some beers like a real man should. Nothing says AMERICA like a good fart to disperse a crowd! I envision a meeting with Gilbert to be met with a handshake buzzer and a hearty laugh, followed by a forced out fart from under his own chair for extra intimidation. He then acts like nothing happened and makes YOU feel like the asshole in the room.
If you are successful enough to be in that position, I say you do whatever the fuck you want to humor yourself throughout the day. The only way the Cleveland Cavaliers win a championship is if the entire team embraces the fart machine and starts pranking everyone. Literally will loosen up the team a bit, even if this was 10 years ago!
If you are successful enough to be in that position, I say you do whatever the fuck you want to humor yourself throughout the day. The only way the Cleveland Cavaliers win a championship is if the entire team embraces the fart machine and starts pranking everyone. Literally will loosen up the team a bit, even if this was 10 years ago!