The Star Wars losers are a full on cult, we all knew this already. Candace Payne fits that stereotype to a T. How in the name of God can someone be that amused with this stupid ass Chewbacca mask? This mask is for children ages 5-8 and no grown ass mother should be this excited for a purchase of any kind, let alone a mask that makes noise when you open your mouth. This was supposed to go to her goddamn kid, I am sure her kid will hate her forever now that this thing went viral. He or she is probably getting stuffed in a locker as we speak and soon will be attending therapy for all the shame and embarrassment they are going to feel. Unless you are Will Ferrell or John C Reilly in Stepbrothers, you cannot make Chewbacca cool. The fact that this video has over 30 million views pisses me off even more. Is laughing hysterically at yourself with a Chewbacca mask on, alone, in your car, in a KOHLS public parking lot, the newest 15 minutes of fame now? The last time I checked, that would put a person away for a long time. What the hell has this great country come to? The other issue is the fact this video is not even a little bit funny. How do you rack up that many views from a video this bad? I think the Star Wars cult is truly that strong, a nation of losers like this lady, ready to rack up views for the cause. Well, I hope this 15 minutes was worth the psychological damage this is going to do to her kid. Here's hoping the force will be with him.
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October 2016
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